What was the conversation like at the breakfast table in Buck House this morning I wonder ?
Big Phil. - “ Madge, the buggers are at again, now they want bloody bead rattlers to be Kings and Queens, bloody Catholics ! what next ? think of that Cherie bint we had round here a while ago, remember her at Balmoral she could haunt a house that one, she was a left footer and a bloody scouser to boot, awful woman just bloody awful. What’s that, daughters what ? treated equally ! hells bloody bells, daughters to succeed before sons, no offence old gel but it’s just not on, what if Margaret had been the older sister ? doesn’t bear thinking about, no no it just won’t do, can we not have the Labour Party arrested and locked away ? Could you not demand it by a Royal whatsit, a prerogative thingy and have them shot, I’d volunteer“
So after 300 years Catholics may be OK and women get a nudge forward, Jews however and Muslims and Hindus are still out, they do have some standards you know, what a farce. Madge the glove puppet, Big Phil, expert at shaking hands and insulting minorities, Charles, Andrew and Edward, the brains trust, and Anne who looks and acts like a bulldog chewing a wasp are all still considered to be superior to Any Jew, Muslim or Hindu. They are followed of course by the chuckle brothers “Winco Willie and Hooray Henry” both of whom need to use both hands to find their own a***s.
Here’s something to cheer you up, the Queen who is quoted as the richest woman in the world, wants repairs done to Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle at a cost of £16m. to be met by you and me the tax payer, doesn’t it make you proud to think that she is willing to allow ordinary people like me and you to contribute ? bless her. I have no idea what she is worth, worth is the wrong word here, better to say what she has but I know that her grandson Hooray Henry the war hero has £8M. Here are a few things paid for by you the tax payer which it was decided the Royals could not do without last year - Charles by Royal Train to visit a pub £19,000 - Charles again, same train to Edinburgh £21,460 - The Queen on a visit to the USA travelled by helicopter to the horse racing £22,849 - Prince Andrew by chartered flights £331,320 - Charles and Camilla in the Caribbean, yacht charter for 3 days £210,000 the cost of Royal travel last year ? £6.2M.
Do you ever feel that you are being taken for a fool ?
I wonder if it would be possible to allow all those who are barred from the monarchy to claim an exemption on that part of their taxes which goes to the Royals, all the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Catholics Etc. that seems fair to me and I think I can just about remember a saying which goes “once a Catholic” I know it sounds churlish to say something like this with them being such nice folk and role models but, how many hospitals, schools Etc. could we build if we did what the Bolsheviks did all those years ago or, better still give them jobs to do and get rid of the monarchy for ever, we could catch up with the 21 St. century.