f you were invited to a wedding where the groom's Grandfather was an offensive arrogant old clown and the Grandmother was a speaking doll with nothing between the ears, and the grooms father and his brother and sister were divorced and his other brother a twittering nonentity , where the grooms late Aunt Margaret was a raving nymphomaniac bigot who was reported as saying on leaving the Film Schindler's List "those fucking Jews always moaning" as well as a Great Grandmother who was also an offensive arrogant racist bigot who died £6million in debt simply because she exploited her position and refused pay any bills what would you do: politely decline perhaps?
The Royal wedding this Friday will instead be fawned over by millions and paid for by us, this dysfunctional bunch of parasites will be quite willing to let us pick up the tab despite enjoying riches themselves 'beyond the dreams of avarice'. I would make them hold the wedding at Wembley Stadium and sell or auction tickets as well as selling film rights to anyone who is prepared to pay, that would be far more dignified than scrounging off the tax payer at a time when so many of their subjects are being trashed by their loyal grovelling friends in the Tory/Libdem Coalition Government. They could have had a Royal whip round to pay for it and also test their mettle by seeing how many would contribute "The inequality of society is highlighted by Government cuts and the privatisation and decimation of essential services. This Ruritanian farce demonstrates a nauseating insensitivity to the hardship faced by the overwhelming majority of people in Britain.
Looking on the bright side: surely this vulgar display of privilege will hasten the day when monarchs with all their forelock tugging flunkies and unelected Lords and Ladies will be confined to the dustbin of history, the sooner the better, it's not necessary to follow the example of the glorious French and Russian revolutions and treat them rather harshly,. All we need to do is pass a bill through Parliament and issue them with real jobs and council houses and that would be it.
I will finish on a note for all you Scottish freedom fighters in the SNP as I paraphrase Alex (the spiv) Salmond "her majesty The Queen will be the head of state in an independent Scotland as will her heirs and successors" how do you like that one bravehearts the (wee spiv) has saddled you with an English Queen for ever under independence. We are continually told that the Royal Family are not political right? wrong! There are 4 past Prime Ministers still alive two of whom were invited: Major and Thatcher and two of whom were not invited Blair and Brown, go figure. Oh and I believe wee Alex (the spiv) is going too, they would be best advised to count the spoons afterwards.
The last word goes to Thomas Paine "a hereditary ruler makes no more rational sense than a hereditary dentist.
Calm down, dear.
take it you didn't buy a hat???
By Maggies Handbag on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... on 27/04/11
I’m a lot calmer than David Cameron was when he blurted out that howler, I thought someone like you would have had a go at defending them, are you ashamed of them as well?
By Regina phalanges on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... on 27/04/11
Wear a hat for the Royal Wedding, do you mean a dunce’s cap? I’d rather be headless than show any support for the bunch of inbred cretins who live off our taxes and never do a day’s work. A hereditary Head of State is an insult to democracy.
Kelly, you little Republican rascal, H.Maj couldn't invite messrs Blair and Brown, without also inviting Fergie and having the Liar, the Clown and the Tart as guests would have played havoc with the Duke's digestive sytem.
By Maggies Handbag on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... at 14:19
I have always regarded Fergie as the most genuine one of all of them and any liar or clown among that crowd would simply blend in.
Glad to see you are keeping up with your therapy, Councillor. Spewing forth torrents of bile without the tedious necessity of thinking acts for you psyche in much the same way as flushing your toilet - er, you do have a flushing toilets up there in Jockland, don't you? And ignoring all those irritating facts must make things so much easier. So now I suggest you go and lie down for a while in a dark room - and don't forget your pills. You see, we do worry about you!
By David Duff on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... at 09:39
I would never have expected you to be anything other than a forelock tugging Royal Flunky, you positively need someone to look down on you don’t you: you are not worthy are you?
“ignoring all those irritating facts must make things so much easier”
And the irritating facts are?
See what you've done? You've now upset both me and that nice Mr Duff...I despair of you Terry, dear, I really do!
What have you got against H.M.? After all, your other heroes - Uncle Joe, Fidel, the Kirkaldy Cretin - weren't exactly elected either, so why single out that poor lady?
By Maggies Handbag on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... on 30/04/11
The British Royals and upper classes preferred Hitler to Uncle Joe didn’t they, Fidel was elected overwhelmingly by 98/99% turn outs and Mr. Brown was elected, the ordinary voters in our system do not elect the Prime Minister the individual parties do that, it’s hardly the fault of Brown if no one wants to stand against him is it? Why did the Royals decide to invite the 2 remaining former Tory PM’s and fail to invite the 2 remaining former Labour MP’s to the big freebie paid for by us? they claim that the House of Windsor is above politics, does that make that poor Lady a liar?
Is the “Kircaldy Cretin” by any chance the same man who has just been appointed to one of the most prestigious economic committees in the world, is he the same man who is a candidate for the job of secretary of The International Monetary Fund obviously a Cretin then eh?
Cuba..a 99% voter turnout ... and all in favour of Fidel... Golly!
Terry, my Light in the Darkness,I think you're onto something here...get his recipe and the Nats and everyone else can go home and prepare for oblivion.
By Maggies Handbag on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... on 01/05/11
I suppose I could try explaining the Cuban system but not to you I think.
Terry, my little dreamer, isn't the Cuban sytem the same as the USSR ... Vote for me or I'll kill you ? And didn't Mr Mugabe also adopt it? And wouldn't the Kirkaldy Clown have loved it here..
By Maggies Handbag on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... at 14:21
OK I was right not to try to explain it to you.
You had better improve on your level of debate if you want to continue to engage me, this is inane drivel. Why don’t you try defending an unelected Head of State and then explain how a man can be appointed to one of the world’s most influential financial institutions as well as be a candidate for the job of Director of The International Monetary Fund and also be according to you a “clown” but be careful, you are on a yellow card, I have been more than generous with you.
Rollocks, dear boy...Stalin was totally unelected and if Castro was elected, it was by a process known only to a select few, of whom you appear to be one.
As for Mad Gordon, I'm quite relaxed, providing he doesn't have to take any decisions. Rumour says he feels exactly the same.
Now get your Horlicks and take your copy of 'Honecker on Democracy' to bed for a nice wee kip.
By Maggies Handbag on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... on 02/05/11
That was your last chance, if you are not prepared to put up an argument you will not be printed. It’s A matter of standards you wouldn’t understand.
"I have always regarded Fergie as the most genuine one of all of them and any liar or clown among that crowd would simply blend in."
Yuk, yuk. Good one Terry. I guess her trying to make a killing off the back of her ex-husband sits well with your socialist tendencies. I now see that you are a real socialist, just like your mate Gorgeous George.
By Jim Lewis on TO THE FREELOADING WINDSORS, THE BRITISH TAX PAYER... on 28/05/11
Fergie is a crook and a freeloader and she does not care who knows it the others try to pretend they are different. Have you ever considered that you are not cut out for this?
Do you still insist that the worse I am the more votes I will get? You are a clown Jim you really are.
I may be a clown Terry, but not an unwitting one.
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