Friday, February 14, 2014


Labour have won the Wythenshawe and Sale East by-election taking 55% of the vote. UKIP beat the Tories in to third place and the Libdems were fourth and lost their deposit. The Greens, The BNP and the magnificently named “Captain Chapington- Smythe” of The Loony Party also lost their deposits with the good Captain coming last. The beautifully tailored and moustachioed captain was interviewed after the count and he declared defiantly while brandishing his swagger stick that they would be back and be even stronger and eventually they would ruthlessly govern “for God and her majesty” just like his inspirations and political heroes, Mussolinni, Hitler, Franco and Mr. Alex Salmond.  


Byeck said...

Not sure Musso, Franco, or Adolf were inspired by the Windsors, but I have it on good authority that Crazy Joe used to finish his thank-you-for-saving-Russia letters to Winston with 'Fondest love to Georgie, Queenie and their crackin' daughter...hope my Svetlana turns out as well when I leave her the USSR.'

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

So Churchill saved Russia did he?. I'm almost sure it was the other way round but perhaps in your world he did.

Byeck said...

Kelly, your grasp of history is as tenuous as your grip on reality.
Japan saved Russia. By bombing Pearl Harbour, she opened America's armouries to the anti fascist nations.
Winston then made sure this material reached Russia, via the Arctic Convoys, at immense cost in sailormens' lives. If the mad, bad,tyrant didn't say thank you,then he bloody well should have.
By the by, I'd remind you that while other countries - UK and France - lost empires/colonies/vassal states post war, Russia gained them...and kept them by force of arms.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

Byeck said...Sunday, February 16, 2014 8:31:00 pm

Is it possible that you have been taught to hate Stalin and Russia only to find out later in life that whoever taught you this hatred was a liar. You now know the truth about how Stalin and Russia saved all of humanity at horrendous cost to their own motherland and you are consumed by guilt and the prospect of taking your cowardice and duplicity to the grave. It's not too late to man up and admit the truth, you will feel better for it.

Anonymous said...

Stalin huh?.....Here we go from "Russia today", a good "friend' of yours, talking complete hogwash..

Running Man said...

I agree with Terry on one thing, it was the Russians who saved us from the Germans.

It was however the Yankees who saved us from the Russians.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

Running Man said...Wednesday, February 19, 2014 2:42:00 pm

"It was however the Yankees who saved us from the Russians"

Straight out of the CIA annual for gullible reactionary boys.

Running Man said...

Terry your desire to jump right in lets you down again.

Its well known the Russians would not have stopped where they were in Germany should they have had no opposing army on the other side.

I have no issue with them holding onto East Germany for reasons of creating a buffer or to eliminate a 5th Reich.

I do have an issue with the Red Army potentially spreading across Europe.

You of course would be happy with a London Army coming up here as long as you kept your cushy Labour nosebag

Anonymous said...

Aye terry, you're a real hoot, between your faux socialism and your rank hypocrisy, never mind your imbecilic blind observance to the likes of Lament, Dim Murphy, Tony Blar you are the living proof that some people will vote for the Red Tories no matter the donkey in the red rosette.

Your pish-poor webshite is the laughing stock of the Red Tories, even the deluded comrades think its complete shite and the work of an 8 year old.

Keep up the good work, yer hilarious