Wednesday, July 17, 2013


Following his now disreputable imitation of a football hooligan at Wimbledon, our first minister; wee Eck (the spiv) has now forced himself on the Isle of Man to use it in the cause of Scotland's freedom from the wicked Engurlish. Drawing economic and financial comparisons between a tax dodging haven of 90,000 people and Scotland with 5,000,000 people seems to have been a good idea to him at the time, and so it goes. More derision has now descended upon him; does he have any advisers I wonder? Probably not, he is not the type to take advice is he?

The first minister's moral fibre or lack of it has been examined again today and brought more mortification and downright queasiness among the population who are now afraid to switch on the news for fear of what he has been up to this time. The cry of "for f**k sake somebody get a grip of that clown" can now be heard across the country by affronted we learn now that he has been sending many sycophantic letters seeking to 'sook' in with leading Scottish Sports stars and other prominent people. Like an obsequious little stalker he hunts down any Scot. who might be of use to him, any unsuspecting person that he can get his picture taken with is fair game and woe betide anyone useful to him who makes the mistake of communicating with him, they become trapped. Shiny faced fervent youths who sell replacement windows with the devotion of teenage brownshirts are not nearly as determined to coral you as wee Eck (the spiv).

To his chagrin wee Eck (the spiv) has been found this time writing unctuous letters to snp/separatist/cybernat hate figure Chris Hoy, Alex Ferguson (honestly), JK Rowling (again honestly) and on no fewer than 8 occasions Andy Murray who is also becoming a hate figure for the demented gnats. All attempts by Salmond to appear friendly and decent have been rebuffed by these people who clearly know exactly what he is, not one single letter in reply did he receive! He did in fact collect one reply, from that well known patriotic Scottish half wit and tax exile; ex racing driver Jackie Stewart. A Laurel and Hardy pair if ever there was one. Regrettably we Scots. will have to go on suffering this narcissistic moron in our midst until he suffers humiliation at his vanity project the laugharendum. Unless he does the respectable thing before then and jumps before being pushed.


Anonymous said...

i see you went wi' yer wee tail back between yer legs and are now posting comments on the Herald. :-)

elsewhere, across the water, i see your better together brethren, spreading the word. c'mon the fleg.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...
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Cllr Terry Kelly said...

Anonymous said...Wednesday, July 17, 2013 10:48:00 pm

I am unable to follow this and since I'm not a doctor and I don't want to offend you in case you have some kind of problem, I will print it anyway. Perhaps a reader can help.

Anonymous said...

Hi Terry

Alan O'Brien from the Herald forum here.

Sorry I didn't respond to your comment

I'm afraid I have a policy of not debating with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Have a nice day and keep up the right wing Brit nat rantings, they do wonders for the cause of Scottish Independence ;-)

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

Anonymous said...Sunday, July 21, 2013 11:14:00 am Delete.

"I'm afraid I have a policy of not debating with idiots"

Either that or you are out of your depth, whoever you are.