Souter & Ewing, sounds like an end of the pier vaudeville act doesn't it but there is nothing funny about this pair.
'Wee holy Brian & big Butch Fergus have 'previous'
Souter spent a shed load of money when God told him to smite that homosexual mob and lost over clause 28, he seems to have taken against labour and Wendy Alexander ever since.
Big Butch Fergus, gilded son of the North East right wing Ewing dynasty of course showed a similar bent when he rushed to the defence of the Cowcaddens firefighters who famously showed their bigotry and disgraced the service by refusing to attend a Gay Pride event.
F Ewing is now involved in drugs with the SNP and has called in an organisation of Souters to advise him on what he should do.
My understanding is that his remit is to tackle the wider drug problem and not as some people have cruelly suggested to find a drug which will 'cure' homosexuality, still they can dream right ?
I wonder if wee Brian and big Fergus are talking to old holy Joe Devine ? Ewing, Souter and Devine eh ! a midfield trio to die for.
Fergus (a practiced lawyer) can prosecute them, old holy Joe can find them guilty in the eyes of the lord, and wee Brian can run them to hell in one of his coaches (at a concession fare) business is still business after all.
What does £500,000 get you nowadays ? according to Macwhirter of the Herald it gets you influence, it gets your feet under the table when politicians are forming policy, it's money well spent, if I were wee holy Souter I would be taking Macwhirter to task for such a scurrilous remark.