Alex (the spiv) Salmond slunk out of Paisley yesterday after declaring the new Council Headquarters open, the SNP stood around like a crowd at chucking out time braying like donkeys at his every word.
This is the same SNP gang who poured scorn on the project of a new headquarters but of course, that was before they formed a cabal with those upright politicians in the Lib. Dems. and now they get to cut the ribbon, shameless the lot of them.
This building should not have been opened by someone as undignified as Salmond (the spiv) Renfrewshire is embarrassed again by this lot.
For over a week now the council's 'brand new building' has been getting polished and cleaned everywhere and the paint fumes were enough to make you dizzy, all in a new building ! all at the cost of thousands ! unlimited overtime for King Alex (the Spiv), is this a good use of taxpayers money ?
A council worker with a council vehicle was allegedly despatched to Edinburgh in an emergency at considerable cost, why ? to bring back a load of 'tartan napkins' for the Alex (the spiv's) beano, well, it's your money they are spending.
The background music was the Proclaimers, one of whom has ditched the SNP and the other is preparing his CV to join Tommy Sheridan, you couldn't make it up.
Wee Alex (the spiv) made a speech praising Paisley, the more he praised us the faster we counted the spoons and then, he opened the plaque and there it was -- 'opened by Alex Salmond MSP' but, hold on, he does himself an injustice is he being modest ? whit ? modest ? Alex (the spiv) shoorly shum mishtake, modest !
Everyone knows of course that he is actually Alex Salmond MSP, MP so, what happened to the 'MP' part of it ? why is this most bullish of politicians hiding the fact that he not only runs Scotland but he is an MSP and an MP is it perhaps that an admission of this kind would be an own goal for him, two jobs and the first minister, what a man eh ! he wants posterity to recall him as an honest decent leader but, he's way too late already.
He slunk away without telling us that he was about to jump once again into bed with the Tories in Holyrood, absolutely no shame eh.
Still referred to as Paisley's shame was the time that the SNP were in power in Paisley this was of course the last time they jumped into bed with the Tories, they are no different now.
They were always known as the 'Tartan Tories' and they still are, it's a deserved insult which will always stick to them.
Like a bell around the neck of a leper.