Monday, September 01, 2008

AND WE ALL THOUGHT DUBBYA WAS A SPACEMAN !

McCain needed a way to pacify the loony right wing republicans, the ones who reject Darwin and think Charlatan Heston really was Moses. Find a copy of a movie called Elmer Gantry and watch Burt Lancaster sell these half wits religion and you get the essence of the Republican voter who is delighted at the appointment of Sarah Palin as McCain’s running mate.


A life long member of the National Rifle Association and that’s not just for show, she enjoys hunting and killing animals for fun, vehemently anti abortion because she sees life as sacred but, also vehemently pro. capital punishment, maybe life’s not that sacred, she supports oil exploration in the Artic National Wildlife Refuge, she objects to Polar Bears being classed as endangered, she refutes Global Warming, a 'good ol gal' right !

She is the perfect package to woo the knuckle draggers of the bible belt who were opposed to McCain, they see him as a liberal, honestly. This woman ticks all the Neanderthal boxes. She brings to the international stage all the experience of being Mayor of Wasilla Alaska pop. 8,000. America’s enemies will be trembling. That saying about the VP being a heart beat from the presidency is giving pause for thought especially as McCain is 72 Yrs. Old and a cancer survivor, think seriously about these 4 words “ American President Sarah Palin” will you feel the world is a safer place with President Palin in charge ? Honestly, will you ?


“So god help the mister who comes between me and my sister” as the Beverly Sisters used to sing,
Palin is also under investigation for sacking Walt Monegan the Public Safety Commissioner, it is alleged that he was fired by her because he refused to sack a state trooper who was involved in a divorce battle with her sister, she is clearly one to watch for whatever reason, I think McCain has made a spectacular blunder and I hope he has to, Annie Oakley as a running mate yeehah !

Remember the TV add for Hillary Clinton which imagined the phone ringing at 3 a.m. in the white House ? There is an air of tension and menace implying serious international danger, war, hostages etc. as we are asked, who do you want to answer that call Hillary or Obama. Well now we can imagine Sarah Palin answering that call from a hostile world leader demanding that the USA do something or else, what would she say ? Perhaps something like this “ hello, is that right ! *** ***** ***** ** *** You Goddam foreign B****** this woman might save us all from worrying about Global Warming.

15 comments:

Macnasty said...

You come across as a less than ardent feminist, Councillor.

First Margaret Thatcher and now Sarah Palin gets the treatment.

Anyone who can generate a Kelly rant containing the usual mix of half truths and untruths can't be all bad.

And as she is Governor of Alaska, and ex Mayor of Wasilla, I suspect she knows a little more about polar bears than you do

David Duff said...

Is all this true?

"A life long member of the National Rifle Association and that’s not just for show, she enjoys hunting and killing animals for fun, vehemently anti abortion because she sees life as sacred but, also vehemently pro. capital punishment, maybe life’s not that sacred, she supports oil exploration in the Artic National Wildlife Refuge, she objects to Polar Bears being classed as endangered, she refutes Global Warming, a 'good ol gal' right!"

I want that woman to have my babies!

And then she can come over here and run this country, in which capacity, she couldn't do worse than the one-eyed, fumble-fingered, Jock stumble bum and his platoon from Warmington-on-Sea have done!

The Incorrigible Plagiarist said...


vehemently anti abortion because she sees life as sacred but, also vehemently pro. capital punishment, maybe life’s not that sacred


With one beautifully crafted segment of West of Scotland dry wit, you capture the hypocrisy perfectly


this woman might save us all from worrying about Global Warming.


laughing on the outside, shivering deep down...

Anonymous said...

"vehemently anti abortion because she sees life as sacred but, also vehemently pro. capital punishment, maybe life’s not that sacred"

Why is the life of a serial killer sacred, when the life of an innocent little baby is not?

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, Governor Palin. She's the one who turned in the chairman of her own party for malpractice - he was fined $12000.

A lady of honour and integrity who puts justice before party.

Wouldn't get far with your lot, would she, Councillor?

By the way, it's generally agreed that Polar bears are not an endangered species and further, the jury is still out on Global Warming. Most people simply call it 'Climate.'

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Macnasty) 01/09/08

You think that Thatcher and Palin are popular with feminists ? You are quite a thinker eh.

“And as she is Governor of Alaska, and ex Mayor of Wasilla, I suspect she knows a little more about polar bears than you do”

You must live in Alaska to know about polar bears, that must be a crushing blow to David Attenborough & Co. You are right on form aren’t you. As I’ve said she will attract some knuckle dragging bigots wont she.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(David Duff) 01/09/08

I reckon that she will be popular with knuckle dragging cave dwelling right wing thugs an bigots everywhere, what do you reckon ?

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(The Incorrigible Plagiarist) 02/09/08

Sarah Palin with her finger on the nuclear button, come back Dubbya.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Anonymous) 03/09/08

“Why is the life of a serial killer sacred, when the life of an innocent little baby is not“ ?

Sarah Palin believes that life is sacred and supports capital punishment. That is hypocrisy, she is a liar.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Anonymous) 03/09/08

“A lady of honour and integrity who puts justice before party” she is a raving right wing Republican she therefore can’t be as you describe her, she’s on the ticket because she’s a woman.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Anonymous) 03/09/08

“A lady of honour and integrity who puts justice before party” she is a raving right wing Republican she therefore can’t be as you describe her, she’s on the ticket because she’s a woman.

Macnasty said...

'She's on the ticket because she's a woman.'

By your logic then, Obama is on the ticket because he's black.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

I think we have been over this but I will try again. McCain chooses Palin for two well researched reasons.

1/ He needs a woman to try to take the disaffected Hillary voters.
2/ He needs someone who will click with the knuckle dragging fundamentalist right wing christian nutters who are wary of him.

Obama is black, running a black candidate is the riskiest thing ever done in the history of the American presidency. You just don’t seem to be able to grasp politics.

GREAT MUTA said...

I consider Governor Palin to be my new role model in life. The only fault that I can find in her is that she is already married. I've also found evidence that Nostradamus was a big fan of her as well. Barack Osama is nothing more than a puppet of John Kerry and Howard Dean.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(GREAT MUTA) 19/09/08

You certainly sound like the kind of person who would get along with Sarah Palin but,
that’s not a compliment.

I wonder who is the brightest Reagan, Bush or Palin or would Dan Quale win that ?