Rumours are now circulating about mysterious
alien forces employed by the "Better Together" campaign who were able
through a hitherto unknown process of osmosis to force yes voters to put their
crosses in the NO boxes.
Senior government sources have admitted that they feared this might happen
because they have been aware of unexplained signs of brain interference in the
'Yes Camp'. Soon to be retired snp chief 'heid banger' alex salmond is said to
be incandescent with rage and demanding a full investigation and an immediate
re run of the referendum as he rages incoherently about the "Engurlish
Bastards" whom he claims "have all goat it infamy".
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