SNP LATEST – ROLL UP, ROLL UP, HUBA, HUBA, HUBA. YOUR CHANCE TO DECIDE YOUR FUTURE BY ENTERING THE SNP INDEPENDENCE RAFFLE.

Is the separatist campaign wilting? Is it unravelling? Going down the stank?
If today's facebook expose is anything to go by it looks as if they might be "heading homewards tae think again" they might even be thinking now that they should have tried tae think some years ago; thus avoiding such humiliation. You see some diligent No campaign supporter has posted a picture of Renfrewshire yes campaign's latest inspiration! There in glorious colour is a picture of their latest wheeze to get people to support them, the irresistible lure is the offer of a ticket in a raffle to win, and no; I'm not making this up; nor have I been on "the gargle" the beyond belief 1^st. prize is £20 worth of 'messages' at the Braehead Centre with a staggering 2^nd. prize of £10. You read that right folks the snp are bribing people to support their separatist ambitions with raffle tickets, it's true; honestly!

The exhausted snp numpties urging you to vote for separation are involved in what most people describe as the biggest decision in Scotland's history. It seems that these same people (proud Scots.?) have now decided that this judgment is so momentous that they are prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice of of donating the magnificent sum of £30 to turn people's heads. Who said Scots. were mean? "£30 quid for my vote? it's a deal pal, make it 40 and I'll throw in a couple of my weans, now I cannae say fairer than that can I?" 

 The next time you hear any half witted braveheart buffoon telling you about how significant independence is remember this humiliating, cheap, and offensive little stunt. Those fighting for freedom all over the world will, when they learn of this be rushing to lay down their arms and embrace this revolutionary new method of overthrowing tyrants and despots. 'To hell with all that rioting, all that slaughter, all that sacrifice' I hear them say, 
'THE SNP HAVE SHOWN THE WAY FORWARD LET'S FOLLOW THEIR BRAVEART EXAMPLE AND, WAIT FOR IT, LET'S HOLD A RAFFLE FOR FREEDOM!!!'

 Is there an inadvertent message in all of this? Well actually there is. The significance could hardly be clearer, the snp's evaluation of the Scottish people is laid bare. It appears that according to the snp we are the kind of people who care so little about our futures and the futures of our families, neighbours and friends that we can be persuaded to vote in a certain way by the chance of winning a raffle for £20 or if it's the second prize £10. I personally think they are wrong and I also regard their tactics and the implication complicit in those tactics as a grave and arrogant insult to the people of Scotland.