A grateful nation waiting with bated breath has today learned that Prince Harry (worth over £10 Million and counting) has qualified as the number one helicopter passenger in his squadron. His "Wingco" Flight Officer Charlie (whiffy) Brown congratulated him and expressed his confidence that he would be ready to move from the Lego chopper to the Tonka model soon. We have learned that he has already dealt with one emergency in typical "Hooray Henry" fashion. When a junior officer reported an unfamiliar noise coming from his chopper blades the Prince showing his legendary daring and razor sharp decision making skills said "OK let's jolly well get her flying for a couple of hours and the noise will then be familiar won't it? Carry on chaps"!
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Councillor, what on earth has HRH having £10 million spondulicks have to do with flying Apaches?
Under normal circumstances, I'm in full agreement with Voltaire, but in your case, I'll take the Queen of Hearts option.
By Byeck on “IF MY BIG BRO. WILLIE HAS HIS OWN CHOPPER THEN I ... at 14:00
It’s all part of the service I provide. I think it is only right that people are reminded that congenital idiots like Harry and indeed William, Andrew, etc. are very rich in the hope that people will say how did these nonentities get all that money. I also hope that they will come to the conclusion that there is a reason that we have never seen these fake warriors piloting helicopters or captaining ships and that is because they don’t and can’t.
Someone has to do this because there are people out there who actually believe that Harry has just qualified as his unit’s top sharp shooter. The truth is that Harry and the rest of the royals share an inability to find their own arses without using both hands. Even Prince Philip is described as a war hero and he can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. I will remain vigilant and keep people informed.
Councillor, to give you a better understanding of the qualities needed to handle one of these machines, may I suggest two books for you to read, 'Hellfire' and 'Apache,' both by Ed Macy? They have bags of pictures, so you needn't worry too much about any big words.
And I could have sworn HRH Philip, captained HMS Magpie, while HRH Prince Charles was captain of HMS Bronington, one of HM's smaller warships.
Yet another unfounded slur on two fine, upstanding sailormen.You try that on Fidel and see where it gets you.
By Byeck on “IF MY BIG BRO. WILLIE HAS HIS OWN CHOPPER THEN I ... on 10/02/12
You seem to believe that morons like William, Harry, Andrew, Charles etc. actually handle these machines, having tried in vain to find proof of this I simply don’t believe it, by proof I mean pictures or films. Prince Andrew’s heroism in the Falklands was apparently so top secret that no one has actually witnessed it.
Charles captained the HMS Bronington 440 tons 32 crew and 1 40mm gun for the last 9 months of his distinguished naval career and Prince Philip Captained the HMS Magpie 1,350tons taking charge in 19 50 alas when the guns were silent. This gives them the excuse for describing them as Navy Captains and war heroes etc. and entitles them to wear all that brass. I had two uncles who served in the Royal navy during world war 11 one was torpedoed and spent 18 months in hospital and the other saw action in various regions and both lost many friends, when they saw the Royal impostors on TV taking salutes etc. they used to roar with laughter at them, something you should try.
Councillor, at the risk of you imploding, where did you see HRH the Prince of Wales described as a war hero?
By Byeck on “IF MY BIG BRO. WILLIE HAS HIS OWN CHOPPER THEN I ... at 19:38
Byeck - Clutching at straws now eh? OK I'll give you that even although we both know it's spurious. So what about the rest of it? If you want to refer to prince Charles as a Captain in the Royal Navy then you go right ahead, I can hear my uncles laughing from their graves.
Philip was also a war hero like he was a big game hunter when he shot an Exhausted captured Tiger which had been tied to a pole a few feet away fro him, great heroes you have there.
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