Wednesday, December 28, 2011

FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KRANKIE.

“The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable"(Oscar Wilde on Fox Hunting)
Oscar got it right, the hooray Henry’s are raising their ugly heads again about Fox Hunting. According to reports hunts have been out hunting foxes and ignoring the law safe in the knowledge that the other hooray Henry’s in the Tory Government will do nothing about their law breaking. A great many of these people would like to take us back to the days of hunting catching and killing terrified innocent animals, these are the people that the great Nye Bevan described as lower than vermin. If you teach your children that it is OK in fact it’s a legitimate sport to kill animals what do you expect them to grow up like? Take a look at the Tory Government and the great and powerful in this country and you will see what they are like. Vicious, cruel, greedy parasites who care only for themselves, I would prefer the company of the fox myself.

Is it now the case that when an elderly person has a suspected heart attack that they get air lifted 60 miles to a famous heart treatment hospital? If that’s true then we must be doing better than I thought. Or is this treatment only provided for someone who is regarded as a national treasure like the foul mouthed ignorant parasite Prince Philip. He once shot and killed a tiger which had been captured and tied up yards away from him, a base and cruel thing to do. To kill such a magnificent animal and to do so while it is tied up is the action of a poor excuse for a human being. He has spent his life living high on the hog and all for free and he insults people at will and is also known to be a racist and boor yet we let him and the rest of the royal gang away with it, when will we learn.

Went against my better judgement to see Robinson Crusoe starring John Barrowman and the Krankies and it was a fantastic show despite a script that read as if it had been co written by Benny Hill and Jim Davidson, lurid doesn’t begin to describe it but the performances were incredible. Barrowman is a big star and he is a great entertainer but the Krankies simply blew him away. Wee Jimmy Krankie in particular was born to play pantomime, he/she is a force of nature and very very funny. They had to stop sometimes to let the audience catch up they were laughing so hard at wee Jimmy‘s antics. The special effects were amazing particularly the 3D effects which were scary, honestly they were, oh yes they were! I understand that the same people are coming back next year and I would advise everyone to go see them but, be prepared to answer some awkward questions from your children when you get home about some of the dialogue.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Terry,
I don't get it, what does this useless SOB bring to the table.
Dr. Stephen Ward, osteopath, fingered the spines of Viscount Astor, Lord John Dennis Profumo, Tory tycoons, spies and Prince Philip with the help of Christine and pixie like 16 year old Mandy. What else was Phil the Greek up to at Wimpole Mews and Cliveden. As we say in The States was he a catcher or a pitcher, we'll never know?
Compare him to Mohamed Al-Fayed who unsuccessfully applied for British citizenship after putting countless people to work and adding to the treasury unlike Prince Philip whose job seems to be to empty it. Do I smell discrimination?
What has this foreigner (House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg) done to be given naturalized citizenship? A naval officer? He was one of the "rats that left the German sinking ship".
Not to worry, SNP is going to keep the fire lite in Balmoral for them after The Referendum.
Thank God for the Boston Tea Party, our founders got rid of the parasites.

Arthur Kelly Chicago/Craigneuk

David Duff said...

Er, did the Krankies (who ever they are!) invite you back to their dressingroom by any chance, Councillor? I mean - um, how can I put this? - I understand that they are, shall we say, extremely, er, friendly, almost too friendly, and I just wondered if you were their type of chap and if so, how it all went?

Oh, and by the way, people of all ages round here are frequently airlifted to hospital in an emergency - it's called an 'air ambulance'. I realise that 'up there', due to decades of socialism, you are still using dray-carts. You could always move down south, Councillor - you do still have your passport, don't you? And the hunting is simply superb, old boy, sent off on Boxing Day to hearty cheers from huge crowds of ordinary people, you know, voters, just like those voters who no longer vote for your party - can't imagine why not!

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By Anonymous on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... on 29/12/11

The House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg will always be with us as long as the people of Britain are happy to grovel around doffing their caps and tugging their forelocks to people who are apparently better than them due to an accident of birth. As well as constant and irrefutable evidence that these parasites are anything but superior, quite the contrary they are a bunch of inbred cretins.

Speaking of big Phil the Greek, he had 5 sisters who all married senior Nazis while our royals were Nazi sympathisers, a squalid bunch if ever there was one.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By David Duff on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... at 12:38

“Er, did the Krankies (who ever they are!) “

They are the people that you clearly know quite a lot about.

“Oh, and by the way, people of all ages round here are frequently airlifted to hospital in an emergency - it's called an 'air ambulance'“

A 60 mile flight for a minor heart complaint? Someone is pulling the wool over your eyes, not difficult mind you when you are so gullible about the royal parasites.

So you are a fan of the Krankies because of recent revelations and you also enjoy killing innocent animals for fun. I think we already have the picture of you, do you polish up a nice shine on your Jackboots before you go hunting?

David Duff said...

Councillor, I had never heard of the Krankies until I spied what you would call 'a wee item' in the press but I am glad you found their company, er, congenial. Please don't distress us all with any photos!!

Any chest pain occurring in a man of 90 is serious. Of course, I do realise that in the great (ex)Socialist State of Scotland medical services are likely to depend on who you vote for rather than how ill you might be. I just hope, Councillor, that under the new regime you, too, do not require urgent medical assistance. I might be forced to forward some of your less than flattering blog-posts to the Scottish Brotherhood Party!

As it happens, Councillor, I am so soft on living creatures that I open windows rather than swat a fly. However, I do like and appreciate old traditions going back centuries, you know, like thrashing the Scots and clearing the Highlands when they get uppity, that sort of thing!

By the way, can't help thinking that somehow Chicago and Arthur Kelly were made for each other!

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

David Duff.

We must read different newspapers as I knew nothing about the Krankies recent stories, I’m glad about that.

The recent preferential treatment for the Greek sponger proves that medical treatment is not equal, that is not right and we will change it some day. Just as we will change the purchasing of educational qualifications by upper class cretins who sit in boardrooms messing things up or become military leaders and get lots of people killed because of their inbred stupidity.

“look round the Frenchman loves it’s gaze
The sturdy German sings it’s praise
In Moscow’s vaults this Hymn this sung
Chicago swells it’s mighty throng.

Then raise the scarlet standard high etc.

We will win in the end, the words of the song explain why.

David Duff said...

Always glad to be of assistance:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2075996/The-Krankies-admit-secret-swingers-Not-fan-dabi-dozi.html

By the way, is the other Mr. Kelly a relative? The, er, accent sounds similar.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By David Duff on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... at 17:56

The King, The Daily mail and you, how did Hitler manage to lose.

If you mean Arthur Kelly from Chicago he is my cousin, born here in Craigneuk and worked for years as a Union organiser in “The Windy City” we are very proud of him.

Anonymous said...

Hail Macduff, is this another stereotypical put down? "Chicago and Arthur Kelly were made for each other!" Don't be afraid I'll help you break free of your hidden pay-off of staying stuck in old beliefs. "The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother." Mark Twain....
PS You know that Macbeth killed Macduff's wife and family, there's a stereotype to think of.
Arthur Kelly.... Chicago/Craigneuk

David Duff said...

Chicago, ah, yes, famous for its political shenanigans where a corrupt and corrupting Left-wing administration has gripped the city by its throat for decades. I expect your cousin feels right at home there. I'm just surprised you haven't emmigrated, youself, Councillor, before the 'Scottish Brotherhood' expels you!

By the way, my best wishes to you and yours for the New Year - and no, that is not irony!

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By David Duff on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... at 09:30

There is a general consensus that Chicago is one of the world’s great cities, a dynamic vibrant place full of history and with a list of people in the arts sciences and entertainment which rival any other place.

It is therefore entirely predictable that you would describe it as you have done. Telling us that you don’t “do irony” is rather superfluous.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By Anonymous on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... on 30/12/11

Arthur I know you have a great memory for things Scottish and it might sound harsh but do you remember what is meant by us when we look at something and declare “that’s duff”

Anonymous said...

Terry this is fun, like poking rats with a stick, the outcome predictable.
Hail Macduff "
"Chicago, ah, yes, famous for its political shenanigans where a corrupt and corrupting Left-wing administration has gripped the city by its throat for decades. I expect your cousin feels right at home there."
You got that one right if you want a degree in "shenanigans" grow up in Motherwell where, where did Whyte get the money to buy The Rangers? Try reading something other than The Broons, in Chicago the "Bad Guys go to jail. We don't give them silk socks and put them in the House of Broads. "ah, yes," Al Capone wore silk socks, he would have been right at home in Westminster.
'Scottish Brotherhood' is that a branch of the Aryan Brotherhood? They also hate anyone that is not a product of cousins/sisters/brothers looking for love.
"how did Hitler manage to lose. "
Chicago's diversified industrial base made it second only to Detroit in WW2—$24 billion 1940's money—of war goods produced. RM Commando's used 45cal Tommy Guns made in Chicago, because they could trust them.
Arthur Kelly Chicago/Craigneuk

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

Arthur Kelly Chicago/CraigneukBy Anonymous on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... at 14:48
A.

I’ve been trading insults with this guy for a couple of years now and he lives in a bubble unless I’m missing something. Kings and Queens have a divine right to rule. Lords and Ladies are superior to us, The rich man in his castle and the poor man at the gate is how it’s supposed to be, the deserving poor and the undeserving poor, etc. etc. it’s planet Duff but enjoy yourself if you care to, I have always stated that I will print anything which is possible to print so I can’t really delete what he writes.

David Duff said...

"I have always stated that I will print anything which is possible to print so I can’t really delete what he writes."

And for that, if nothing else, I salute you, Counciller.

But, hey, no more 'nicely-nicely', it don't feel right!

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By David Duff on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... at 09:55

As Hitler said to his generals as they faced defeat “I will come back stronger and the next time there will be no more mister nice guy”

Byeck said...

Councillor, I've long known that Kelly, truth, shame and good taste should never appear in the same sentence, but this post scrapes the bottom of even your abysmal depths.

The Krankies... funny... ! Yeah, right, and Brown was a great Prime Minister.

In the immortal words of some Yank tennis player...'You cannot be serious!'

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By Byeck on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... on 01/01/12

You seem to suffer from eternal laziness or is it stupidity, I have only ever seen the Krankies once and I said in my post that the woman who plays ‘wee Jimmy Krankie’ was born to play pantomime. There were 3,000 people at this show and she had them rocking in the isles.
“Gordon Brown was the leader who reacted quickest and best to the Global Financial collapse, he led the world and saved millions of jobs and everyone of the world Prime Ministers, Chancellors and Presidents took their lead from him” I’m paraphrasing Paul Krugar Nobel Prize Winning Economist and, yes he was a great Labour Prime Minister, that was why we seen an unprecedented assault on him by the wealthy reactionaries and the right wing media led by the disgraced Murdoch and the vermin who work for him.

Byeck said...

You call Brown a great PM,Jimmy Krankie 'funny,' and you ask if I'm stupid.

My life...Such chutzpah!

While we're in La-La land, let's try for the prediction jackpot.. Ed Miliband will lead Labour to power at the next election? The Member for Kirkaldy will do what we pay him for and appear in the House? Ed Balls will not wear Nazi uniform? (For the benefit of Chicago Arthur and yourself, that last is something I doubt HRH has ever done) Finally, John Reid will apologise for his 'British troops could leave Afghanistan without firing a sho' remark.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By Byeck on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... on 02/01/12

I wish you would stop wasting my time.

Gordon Brown we have discussed ad nauseam. Wee Jimmy Krankie we have also discussed.
“Ed. Milliband will lead labour to power at the next election” ? I believe he will.
"Gordon Brown will do what we pay him for and attend the House of Commons"? He already does that it is his decision like all the others as to how often he attends, would you like to do a comparison with others? Start with Thatcher, Major and Callaghan etc.

I believe Ed Balls was pictured wearing a German uniform as a student at some kind of social event. The difference here is that it was obviously a joke when he did this, unlike the right wing Tories and members of the upper class who have been pictured in similar poses like the cretin Prince Harry who belongs to a royal Family many of whom were sympathetic to the Nazis and probably still are.

“Chicago Arthur” BTW has forgotten more about this country and its history than you will ever learn, he could put you and ten more like you in his back pocket and blow the lot of you to hell.

As far as John Reid is concerned you are once again predictably showing ignorance and laziness or quite simply lying as usual.

Byeck said...

I'm not sure you're right about the Chicago Kid, laddie... but,if you could just get him to explain his HRH 'Rat deserting the German sinking ship' claim, I could be converted

Anonymous said...

"Ed Balls will not wear Nazi uniform? (For the benefit of Chicago Arthur and yourself, that last is something I doubt HRH has ever done)"Byeck
You doubt "Phil the Greek" wore a Nazi uniform., does that mean your not sure? I would have had more respect for that rat had he worn a German costume, you can change their names all you want but they are still Battenbergs as Will said a rat by any other name etc. Was the rat the on only breeding cousin left? Arthur Kelly Chgo./Craigneuk

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By Byeck on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... on 07/01/12

I’m more than confident that the “Chicago Kid” can deal with you easily but I am intrigued that a Royal dynasty who believe in the divine right of kings to rule would find it necessary to change their name, any clues? Any clues that might suggest rodents who fear drowning?

Byeck said...

Councillor dear, has anyone ever seen you and Cousin Arthur in the same room? My belief is that you find a convenient phone box, spin round three times and Bingo... it's Arthur.
It's just a theory, you understand, based on your shared disregard for facts and quite unique take on history.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By Byeck on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... at 12:45

“based on your shared disregard for facts and quite unique take on history”

Typical laziness – no suggestion of a fact or an argument.

David Duff said...

But your loyal readership, Councillor, waits with bated breath to know how you are going to vote!

Will it be for an independent bonny socialist Scotland, or for yet more years under the thumb of "the foul mouthed ignorant parasite Prince Philip" and the rest of his family?

Of course, the Tories are quietly in favour of ditching 'Jockland' which costs a fortune and stops them enjoying a non-stop majority in the Commons. But will 'Jockland' be stupid enough, like the Irish before them, to leap from the London fryingpan into the Berlin/Brussels fire?

Which will it be, Councillor?

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

By David Duff on FOX HUNTING, PHILIP'S TREATMENT - AND WEE JIMMY KR... at 15:55

“But your loyal readership, Councillor, waits with bated breath to know how you are going to vote!”

No it doesn’t –

I believe the best way for the people of the UK to get rid of the Bullingdon and Royal parasites is to is to do so together “Unity is strength” I am an internationalist, I feel more affinity with a Chinese labourer or a black African miner than I ever could with a member of the vile British upper class, is that clear enough for you?