f you were invited to a wedding where the groom's Grandfather was an offensive arrogant old clown and the Grandmother was a speaking doll with nothing between the ears, and the grooms father and his brother and sister were divorced and his other brother a twittering nonentity , where the grooms late Aunt Margaret was a raving nymphomaniac bigot who was reported as saying on leaving the Film Schindler's List "those fucking Jews always moaning" as well as a Great Grandmother who was also an offensive arrogant racist bigot who died £6million in debt simply because she exploited her position and refused pay any bills what would you do: politely decline perhaps?
The Royal wedding this Friday will instead be fawned over by millions and paid for by us, this dysfunctional bunch of parasites will be quite willing to let us pick up the tab despite enjoying riches themselves 'beyond the dreams of avarice'. I would make them hold the wedding at Wembley Stadium and sell or auction tickets as well as selling film rights to anyone who is prepared to pay, that would be far more dignified than scrounging off the tax payer at a time when so many of their subjects are being trashed by their loyal grovelling friends in the Tory/Libdem Coalition Government. They could have had a Royal whip round to pay for it and also test their mettle by seeing how many would contribute "The inequality of society is highlighted by Government cuts and the privatisation and decimation of essential services. This Ruritanian farce demonstrates a nauseating insensitivity to the hardship faced by the overwhelming majority of people in Britain.
Looking on the bright side: surely this vulgar display of privilege will hasten the day when monarchs with all their forelock tugging flunkies and unelected Lords and Ladies will be confined to the dustbin of history, the sooner the better, it's not necessary to follow the example of the glorious French and Russian revolutions and treat them rather harshly,. All we need to do is pass a bill through Parliament and issue them with real jobs and council houses and that would be it.
I will finish on a note for all you Scottish freedom fighters in the SNP as I paraphrase Alex (the spiv) Salmond "her majesty The Queen will be the head of state in an independent Scotland as will her heirs and successors" how do you like that one bravehearts the (wee spiv) has saddled you with an English Queen for ever under independence. We are continually told that the Royal Family are not political right? wrong! There are 4 past Prime Ministers still alive two of whom were invited: Major and Thatcher and two of whom were not invited Blair and Brown, go figure. Oh and I believe wee Alex (the spiv) is going too, they would be best advised to count the spoons afterwards.
The last word goes to Thomas Paine "a hereditary ruler makes no more rational sense than a hereditary dentist.