Friday, September 09, 2016

SNP WAITING TO BE "BEAMED UP" SCOTTY.

Has anyone like me been wondering what has happened to the SNP MP’S at Westminster, they all seem to have taken a vow of silence quite a while ago. It seems they have been secretly planning a master stroke to shake the Palace of Westminster to its foundations, no it’s not independence, none of them mention that anymore, it’s not Brexit either, they realise that that horse has bolted and they are left with just the shrieks of Nicola Sturgeon hilariously threatening Theresa May who just looks terrified doesn’t she?.

The secret has been revealed in all its splendour and daring, they have rallied behind their saltire and
advanced on Westminster as a mob demanding that the government officially recognise the 50th. Birthday of Star Trek, this motion to the house was put down by SNP MP Patrick Grady yesterday. Forget homelessness, The NHS, Food Banks, cuts etc. Star Trek is apparently far more important to the SNP trekkies. So the next time you hear anyone asking what good the SNP MP’S are you can stand up for them by stating the SNP MP’S fought like bravehearts to have the country recognise the benefits bestowed on us all by the children’s space adventure series Star Trek. Their next heroic mission I’m told is to force Westminster to recognise the cultural significance of legendary Scottish heroes like oor Wullie, the Broons, Wee Willie Winkie and William Wallace.     

8 comments:

Gordon walker said...

Hi Terry. Westminster has been in recess from 21st July to the 5th of this month. that's why you haven't heard much.....

p.s. What have you got against Star Trek?

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

Parliament being in recess is nothing to do with the SNP'S silence, they are too embarrassed to say anything. I've nothing against Star Trek I'm just surprised that the SNP mob think it is real.

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Gordon walker said...

I guess, given that their vote share went up at the last election, it is an embarrassment of riches that you think they are suffering from?

I'm going to have to burst your bubble, Star Trek IS real! Didn't you see it on the telly 50 years ago, no? You must have seen some of the movies?

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

The rot has already started with the SNP and it will speed up when their dumb followers eventually realise that Sturgeon can not deliver on her threats, she is surviving on the stupidity of her members.

Gordon walker said...

So 46.5% of the Scottish electorate (50% in the last GE) are dumb? That's your pitch to the 77.4% of Scottish voters who didn't vote labour in the last Holyrood election?

Even if the rot HAS set in, do you not think this kind of rhetoric will drive the disillusioned voters into the arms of the lib dems or tories?

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

You are a serial liar or an idiot. the 77.4 % of people who did not vote Labour did not vote SNP.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

If you want to be clearly understood make your point clearer.